This made me lol:
Ten Things You Should Never Say During A Job Interview
1. Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger.
2. If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man!
3. Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place.
4. Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind.
5. References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders.
6. Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica!
7. Do you mind if I light up?
8. Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually.
9. Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover.
10. Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man.
2 comments:
You did that just for me didnt you Brie? Thanks for the tips :)
heehe, I did think of you when I did it :)
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